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Karizard
30 June 2009 @ 02:11 am
Dr Kristin  

 

KRISTIN'S POST

 

"Karina was bored waiting for her plane (she's going back to Reno for a week) so she texted me. We chatted a bit and I busted a rhyme, starting Dr Suess like (hence 'dorkus malorkus; which is Karina lulz). And I kept going. This is sort of a poetic retelling of the events from when Karina texted me, mostly in rhyme and mostly to entertain her.


A Rhyme For and About Karina (aka </a></b></a>[info]baylockd)
The dorkus malorkus waited to get on the plane.
Time went by so slowly it drove her insane.
She waited and waited. Then it occured;
She could get her friends to entertain her!
She texted a friend, a blonde nerdy lass
Who had spent the whole day on a couch on her ass.
"Entertain me!" our heroine pleaded.
"I killed a roly poly," her nerdy friend bleated.
"You ventured outside?" this activity a rarity.
"The extent of my laziness was quite a vlugarity."
Her friend then continued, "My arms, when I walk, there's a problem I've found."
To which dorkus replied, "You're medically unsound."
Out of nowhere excited and brash,
Blondie inquired, "Would you like to see where at night I crash?"
"Yes!" dorkus said in an excitement quite pure,
And upon viewing commented, "It's a fine geometric structure to be sure!"
The text after that a rhyme was created
And from there this poem completely escalated.
 
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Karizard
20 June 2009 @ 11:36 am
reno scum  
I am on the cusp of a potential amazing vacation. I do not have a camera so i guess there won't be any pictures and we all know that means it never happened. (pics or it never happened!) So just imagine I'm going somewhere else more interesting than Reno if you are a non-believer. I'm bringing Panda, my laptop, with me for in case of emergency friend communication. I already miss my friends from not seeing them when I was ill with strep throat (which I am 90% better by the way!); Kristin advised me to stay away from people because evidently strep is notoriously contagious. I'll be sure to leave late-night video facebook messages, from the 24-hour starbucks, on the following people's facebooks: Kristin, Lila, Gabe, Keiko, & Yee. (I'll miss you guys!)

I'll try to keep this or twitter updated so i remember what the hell i did during the duration of my stay.
When I come back I should: have a haircut,  my nails done, and a tattoo but we'll see.
 
 
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Karizard
11 June 2009 @ 08:04 pm
that text is totally justified  

Not updated since April? How can one recap everything that transpired within a month’s time without sounding tedious and rambling? Answer? You can’t. That’s why I’m going to ignore the problem and move on to current things and pretend nothing has changed within the last month I’ve existed. For all you know my life might be dull enough for that to be true.

 

ANYWHO.

 

Finals are daunting but I believe in the power of the all-nighter. (thx b 2 gawd) Following Finals week, I will be venturing back home, RENO! I have been jovially anticipating this trip with enthusiasm I can only describe as OH SHIT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHATTTT. I’ll be sure to spam pictures that you can all skim through when you’re bored at work.

 

 

SLOW CLUB IS COMING TO SAN FRANCISCO

If you didn’t know Slow Club is my favorite band, they’re from the UK so I thought I would never be able to see them. They’re this little indie duo that are kind of underground and only toured in the UK. I saw last month that they were you planning on coming to New York in August and I was actually planning to fly out there JUST to see them. So I’m so happy they’re actually coming to the city I live in!

 

Life is so good right now.

 
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Karizard
23 April 2009 @ 08:13 pm
you look good in pretentious  
i'm not dead.
 
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Karizard
09 April 2009 @ 08:26 pm
Minus the catharsis of free bagels.  
Okay I know that I PREORDERED the Sims and I have to wait but are they not obligated to send me some sort of keychain or piece of paper to keep me entertained for the next three weeks until Sims comes out? >.>
LAAME.

Want to see my two obsessions right now?





I knoww, right? They're sooo similar.
I want to know in what universe the same fangirl can like the too-flamboyant-to-be-alive (okay it didn't help that I took the gayest screen shot of him ever ahaha) Jin and too-macho-american-stereotypical-badass-character Jayne.
Evidently.
This one.


ALSOOOO
Everyone's talking about the koi no ABO music video but has anyone ever stopped to consider... how ridiculously huge Tegoshi's shoes are in that video? Seriously, those things are all i can look at. It's hilarious when he attempts to move in them. Maybe they were hand-me-downs from Kat-Tun, JE might be crackin down with budget cuts.
 
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